Left: Pickup Artist. Right: Failed loser. “What should I do, what should I do? Give me some advice.”
Failed Loser (holding Dream Girl’s picture): “I have met the woman of my dreams, but she doesn’t give me the time of day.”
Pickup Artist: “Yours is a typical case of ‘backup tire’ 备胎, I suggest that you ‘freeze’ her for a while.”
“What freeze! She is a woman, not a polar bear!” “Huh?!”
“Maybe the Woman of Your Dreams really is busy, or maybe she just wants you to take the initiative~”
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Translated by Alicia Zhang.