Please enjoy our latest installment of Chaoji Shengnu in honor of 三八妇女节 3/8 Women’s Day:
Although today is Women’s Day, I’m still solo because the price of leftover woman has risen again. Now the price to get married in big cities starts at 2 million.
That includes a house, gifts, and so on. Without money there’s no way to get married. It’s easier to just have a bromance and marry one of my guy friends.
Homosexuals are still not allowed to marry in China. If they want to get married, they must go overseas, the cost is really high.
2 million RMB women should contribute their part. After all, marriage is a happy event between two people.
There’s no way I can get a wife, the quality leftover women just won’t marry.
Chaoji Shengnu: “Don’t forget marriage is also because of the love between two people.”
Happy 3/8 Woman’s Day!