For over a decade, The World of Chinese has been offering modern Chinese-language instruction from street talk to social phenomena to character tales. With 129 officially recognized dialects (方言), though, we have barely scratched the surface of everything there is to learn.
How do you tell someone they’re beautiful in Chinese? 漂亮 (piàoliàng) is the standard word in Mandarin that most Chinese learners will know; 巴适 (bāshì) is the Sichuanese word of choice, and 和次 (hècì) is used by those from Wenzhou.
Wuwei, in Anhui province, meanwhile, has developed two ways to compliment a lady on her good looks: 清丝 (qīnsi) and 化得之 (huàdēzhi).
Wuwei’s distinctive dialect is difficult to understand for standard Mandarin speakers. One joke tells of a hotel receptionist who thinks about calling the police when he hears two guests from Wuwei imploring each other, “Nǐ xiān sǐ,” which means “You go first” in the Wuwei dialect, but sounds like “You die first” in Mandarin. Meanwhile, the Mandarin insult 我呼死你 (wǒ hūsǐ nǐ，“I’ll call you to death” or “I’ll harass you”) sounds the same as a Wuwei-ese term for showing admiration for someone: 我呼思你 (wǒ hūsǐ nǐ)
Wuwei literally means “do nothing,” and may have obtained it’s name during the Three Kingdom’s period (220 – 280 CE). The warlord Cao Cao, on deciding to withdraw his troops from the area, allegedly complained that the location was strategically useless. Wuwei (无为) can also be translated as a Daoist concept of governing by non-interference—locals naturally much prefer this latter explanation.
The dialect of Wuwei is mostly based upon Jiang-Huai or Lower Yangtze Mandarin, which is spoken in areas between the Yangtze and Huai rivers in Anhui and Jiangsu provinces. It also shares some common words with WuChinese. Immigration to the area created this melting pot of different dialects that makes up Wuwei-ese today.
Some words in Wuwei-ese are similar to putonghua. For example, ear (耳朵, ěrduǒ in Mandarin) is ěrdāo (耳刀) in Wuwei Chinese; feet (脚, jiǎo in Mandarin) is juébùxīn (觉不心), and hair, (头发, tóufǎ in Mandarin) is tóumaó (头毛).
Here are some common expressions used by Wuwei locals:
Dǎodàn, gèihà xīehuǒ.
I failed and I caused a lot of trouble this time.
捣蛋 (dǎodàn) means “to be met with trouble.” 给哈 (gěihà) here is used as “this time,” and 歇火 (xīehuǒ) can be translated as “game over.” The sentence is useful when you make a mess of something.
Guòqiū dòuzī, nǐ gèi gē dǎnzǐ bùdé niǎo lèmān?
You little rascal, how dare you?
过秋豆子 (guòqiūdòuzī), or “off-season beans,” only appear for a short time each year, and is used as an idiom for naughty children, much like “rascal.” 不得鸟 (bùdéniǎo) is an adverb meaning “extremely.” The whole sentence implies a child or person or inferior position who doesn’t know their place.
Zǒu, gā mén kǒu yī zhèn guōdàn yī.
Let’s sit and chat together outside.
In the Wuwei dialect, the sound “ji” is often replaced with “g.” So jiā ménkǒu (家门口, house doorway) in Mandarin, becomes gāménkǒu (噶门口) in Wuwei-ese. 郭蛋(guōdàn) means to chat.
Here are some common rules to follow for Wuwei-ese.
1.The ji, qi, xi sounds in standard Mandarin give way to g, k, and h, respectively. For instance, jiā (家), qiā (掐), and xié (鞋) become gā, kā and haí.
2. Just as Beijing Mandarin is defined by the erhua (儿化) added to the end of word, the Wuwei dialect adds zī (子) as a diminutive ending to words and phrases.
3. Many expressions in Wuwei-ese cannot be understood literally: Take guòjìn (过劲), literally “ beyond a certain extent,” which is used to mean “awesome” or “brilliant.”
4. Sometimes two-word phrases are shortened to a single word. For example, “cheap” (便宜, piányi) becomes qiǎo (巧).
5. Wuwei locals like to use lots of modal particles for emphasis. For example, 蛮 (mán) is often used at the end of statements：”我在吃东西蛮 (wǒ zài chī dōngxī mān, I’m eating now)”
Cover image of canola blossoms in springtime in Wuwei, by Yang Tingting